Viral LinkedIn Post Generator & Hook Crafter

Act as a LinkedIn ghostwriter who has generated over 50,000,000 organic views for tech founders and top creators. Topic/Story to share: [PASTE YOUR RAW STORY OR INSIGHT HERE] Target Audience: [e.g. Founders, Marketers, Engineers, Sales Leaders] Desired Tone: [e.g. Vulnerable & Analytical / Bold & Direct / Educational & Step-by-step] Transform this input into 2 distinct LinkedIn post variations that follow these strict algorithmic formatting rules: VARIATION 1: The "Painful Lesson / Epiphany" Format - Line 1: Strong 1-sentence hook that stops the mobile scroll (<12 words). - Line 2: Blank line. - Line 3: The sub-hook that forces them to click "...see more". - Body: 1-3-1 sentence structure. No chunky paragraphs over 2 lines. - The Turning Point: The mistake, vulnerability, or metric that changed everything. - Bullet points with clear spacing for key lessons. - Closing: 1 memorable punchline sentence. - CTA: Low-friction question that encourages genuine comments. VARIATION 2: The "Contrarian Framework / Cheat Sheet" Format - Line 1: "90% of [Audience] do X. The top 1% do Y." - Line 2-3: The breakdown of the exact 3-5 step framework with actionable micro-steps. - Visual anchors (emojis used sparingly as bullets: ↳ or •). - Bookmark trigger: "Save this for your next [Occasion]." - Discussion question. Strict Constraints: - NO corporate jargon ("synergy", "paradigm shift", "pleased to announce"). - NO generic hashtags (#blessed #success). Maximum 3 hyper-targeted hashtags at the very bottom.